Colin-isms July 2006

"Cat's get them (herpes) in their eyes , huh?"

"Everytime I shave my head Dean thinks I've been working out."

"You know what I need to work on? I don't have a good wave."

"Now that Melissa schooled me on my tampon trick, I'm just gonna go pfffsssssh..."

"It sucks because when you have a deep voice, it just kind of blends in, and it's like vibration and they can't hear it."