On bike seats...
"I'm telling you, that seat's NOT comfortable. One time, I went on a long bike ride and my penis went to sleep. Seriously dude, my dick fell asleep."
then later...
"You think it's funny now, but wait till YOUR dick goes to sleep. It's scary."

4 Comments:
Yeah. Just wait till it doesn't wake up again. That's scary!
Dan
Dan thinks he's the only one that cares about this blog. He's bloody mistaken.
You don't need to swear!
Dan
I don't think one post a month is too taxing. Is it?
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