Wednesday, July 19, 2006

"Preserve My Sexy" Jeopardized





Sean “P. Diddy” Combs filed a lawsuit against skincare maker Proactive Solutions, alleging that months after he became a spokesperson for the line, he began suffering from acne breakouts. Diddy asserts this damaged his reputation with fellow hip-hop stars and fans.
"I look foolish on an infomercial promoting a product for skin care and my skin still has bumps on it," says P. Diddy in a statement.
In the ads for Proactive, Diddy claimed that the product helped "moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy."Guthy Renker, the makers of Proactive, retaliated by filing a countersuit, saying that Diddy’s acne problems have nothing to do with their product, but instead is due to his other spokesperson gig with Diet Pepsi.
In the counter-suit, Guthy Renker claims that Diddy's consumption of sugary products such as Diet Pepsi has neutralized the cleansing effects Proactive Solution provides. "Even though Diet Pepsi has no calories, fat or carbs, it still contains aspartame, potassium benzoate, phosphoric acid and citric acid which can wreak havoc on skin," said a source at Guthy Renker. The Pepsi connection is sound, according to Dr. Julian Whitaker, who says that "aspartame has been proven to increase appetite, especially cravings for sweets."
As a result of his compromised “situation” and damaged “sexy”, Diddy wants his fucking money back.
"Proactive promises a risk fee, money-back trial," says Diddy. "After all I've been through, I want my money back and more."
- -source www.suicidegirls.com

1 Comments:

Blogger Rotten Little Pony said...

I would suggest Guthy-Renker subpoena MTV and start pulling footage from Makin' Da Band to bolster their defense further. By way of a few examples, the infamous Cheesecake Episode, the caseloads of champagne the man consumes, and the late late night recording sessions. And Diddy should consider growing a nice beard or investing in some of Jessica Simpson's face spackle.I believe she has it in a variety of tantalizing flavors through her Dessert line. Then, at night, he (or someone in his bevy of hot honies) can eat it off. At least we have entertainers to take our minds off of WWIII. If not for them, the terrorists would surely have won. God Bless Hollywood!

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