On Breastfeeding

"Aren't there robotic baby mouths you can use to milk yourself."

Out of the Closet

"I think I have some gay habits. I always sit like a girl at the bar...girls sit like that because they have to protect their skirt-ness."

Diddy Shares The Sexy

Rapper Diddy has given his verdict on Justin Timberlake’s slinky new style : You’re hot, but not as hot as me!

Speaking to MTV News about JT’s claims he’s bringing “sexy back”, the Diddymeister - who once used a similar catchphrase - said, “I think he was inspired by me but I’m a big fan of his so he’s allowed to use it.”

He added, “I mean I got it from somebody else so it’s all good. But I am the king of the sexy, Justin, let’s not get it twisted.”
Source: www.mtv.com

Anatomy & Physiology a la Colin

"Don't rub my head, my brain is sensitive right now."