"i thought it was a restaurant ...not a fucking ice cream store"

On Nebraska...

On Celebrity...

"Doesn't Val Kilmer have an extra elbow?"

speaking of bringing back the sexy

Who's Chino?

"Is 'flamenco' a dance or a dessert?
I thought it was a bird?

On Body Image...

"There's a difference between a fat chick and a Salma Hayek."

C and G

Wildness

I'm going to just jump on one of the horses and ride him. I'm just going to drive it around by the hair. Isn't that what the Indians used to do?

I had an Indian friend.