Friday, September 29, 2006


"i thought it was a restaurant ...not a fucking ice cream store"

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

On Nebraska...


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

On Celebrity...


"Doesn't Val Kilmer have an extra elbow?"

Sunday, September 10, 2006

speaking of bringing back the sexy

Who's Chino?


"Is 'flamenco' a dance or a dessert?
I thought it was a bird?

Friday, September 08, 2006

On Body Image...


"There's a difference between a fat chick and a Salma Hayek."

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

C and G

Wildness


I'm going to just jump on one of the horses and ride him. I'm just going to drive it around by the hair. Isn't that what the Indians used to do?

I had an Indian friend.